May 2013
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
sunrise-surf:
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
paradisaic:
i would NEVER want to share a bed with someone what the hell!! i roll around and wake up like doing snow angels on my bed i am so selfish i will kick your asleep ass off the bed no regret no remorse get away
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
katestrife:
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
It's not a real friendship without homosexual...
laugh-addict:
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
arisuskirkland:
Hey. I have this friend, she doesn't really have a...
my-little-butter-cup:
yahoosevilstepmother:
gaylierae:
gaylierae:
Please, plase reblog this. Please. Im going to give this link to her. Show her people care. Please. Save a life. Im begging you. She’s my best friend.
Signal boost. Please. You guys.
She’s My Best Friend Please
GUYSS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WOULD U FEEL IF YOU LOST YOU’RE BEST FRIEND? YOU WOULD WANT US TO RBLOG...
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
I’m in lesbians with you.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
person: i like you
me: why
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
Watchchachiinspired:
Ian Eastwood --- Don't You Worry Child
Wow, I don’t even know where to start…it’s 1:42a.m. and I will be dropping what you’re watching in just a few hours…I just now saw the absolute final cut to this video and I am completely in shock with a big smile on my face…Not because I think I’m some amazing choreographer, but because I finally figured out how to explain this piece to...
sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
bidenette:
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
